Conversations with Kids

Sometimes the honesty from the mouth of a child can be completely hilarious whereas at other times it can result in you running for the hills with flushed cheeks in embarrassment. The Mini Mes have, as always, come out with a mixture of the two this week *cringe*. 

Thankfully nothing was said within close proximity to offend however! Phew...

When getting ready for school some mornings there is a lady that passes by the window with quite a long face.

Homework and Haribo

At every opportunity possible the Mini Mes like to ensure their teachers know EXACTLY what sort of a mummy I am. They don't tend to mention all of the days out we enjoy as a family and all of the fun that we have with baking and crafts. Instead, they like to highlight the embarrassing moments and point out all of my faults. *Cringe*

Jamster has already made sure his teacher knows that I dance in my underwear and run around in my onesie and with this weeks homework he decided to share my love of sweets...

It's true, no treats are safe when I'm about!

I have a sweet tooth and Jamster knows it.

Do your children share things about you at school?

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The next Simon Cowell?

Generally the Mini Mes are quite discreet when it comes to pointing out the woman with the beard in Tesco or the elderly man dressed as a lady walking through town, so I thankfully don't have many earth-open-up-and-swallow-me type moments these days.

That was until Minxy had her school show at the end of last week. Jamster came out with several embarrassing comments in the space of just one evening, while surrounded by staff and other parents that I see every day.
The joy!


Sat in the theatre waiting for the show to begin, the curtains closed, the lights dimmed and smoke arises to set the scene...

Jamster: *Giggling*
Me: Shhhh, you need to be quiet now it's going to begin
Jamster: *LOUD laughter*
Me: Shhhh, you're being to noisy. What are you laughing at?
Jamster: I think the teachers keep farting behind the curtain, all that gas is coming out!

Thankfully others found it amusing and starting sniggering too!



Later on when some of the children come on stage with guitars...

Jamster: Mum
Me: Yes
Jamster: If this was Britain's Got Talent I would definitely press my buzzer. They are rubbish!

Maybe not the best time to be so honest.



After the show...

Me: What was your favourite bit then?
Jamster: The interval. The rest was boring. I nearly fell asleep.

I don't think he will becoming along to the next one! *Cringe*
Saying that, it wasn't very exciting and it dragged on for 3 hours!

What funny things have your little ones said this week?

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